Robots.txt Protecting Since 1994
For our next installment of “The Lighter Side of eVisibility” we have decided to honor our old and trusty friend the robots.txt file that has been around since 1994. Some people over look the use and power of the robots.txt file, but here at eVisibility we don’t. In fact, we hold the robots.txt in a very high regards and wish we could use it in real life!
Robots.txt Protecting Since 1994
FYI, this cartoon was the inspiration for our funny robots.txt t-shirts, which are now available to purchase online.
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March 27th, 2008 at 9:20 am
User Agent: Ian
Allow: T-Shirt
March 27th, 2008 at 9:31 am
hahahaha! Love it!! Here’s what I’d like:
User-Agent: Taxes
Disallow: /
March 27th, 2008 at 10:51 am
Ian, your shirt will arrive soon. Sorry for the delay. We just ordered a new batch. I will add your bot to our robots file.
How about a sphinn?
March 27th, 2008 at 2:33 pm
The mullet is a nice touch.
March 27th, 2008 at 6:17 pm
User-Agent: Disallow jokes in the future
Disallow: /
March 27th, 2008 at 7:24 pm
User-Agent: Fumi
Allow: 48 hours/day
Allow: fresh sashimi & killer sake every day
March 30th, 2008 at 5:09 am
Good one. Of course it only works with User-agents who will take No for an answer.
March 30th, 2008 at 9:05 am
What does the shirt of the Lame_guy say?
March 30th, 2008 at 11:17 am
Lol, that’s great. Really mean would be:
if (user.CanReadThis()) -> access denied
Should keep all the nerds away from you.
April 1st, 2008 at 8:36 pm
Oh, the irony.